19 May 2011

0 the old wife called the old man a pussy.


i know this because the old man loves him some gossip and not three minutes after its occurrence this was a story he immediately related to me in all it's glory, making liberal usage of the words "pussy" and "balls." which would've been horrifying were it not the absolute funniest thing to have ever happened in the history of the world.

because, really, how often does one's 85-year-old employer look earnestly up and ask: caroline, in all the years you've known me, caroline, CAROLINE, really, have i ever been a pussy?

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