favorite line:"That peace can only be made vaginally."
so where do you fall on the spectrum? marry murray, fuck martin and kill chevy, i say.
I'm with you. pretentious does not mean un-doable.
Marry/Fuck/Kill is the reason the Internet was invented.
that seems an extremely limited, yet commendable, view.
ps. "pretentious does not mean un-doable" = awesome.
This is an amazing bit of writing. My only problem with this piece is it's all framed in a world where Martin Short does not exist.SHAME.Marry Martin, fuck Steve, kill Chevy, and Knight Bill.
"Now, as a lady of substantial maturity I abhor schtick. I want things to be REAAAAL, brutally real like a Hungarian abortion"
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