"there just isn't a facebook photo for that."
"it smells like my uncle. i liked him though."
"and i'm catholic. i know what i'm talking about."
"i've never been good at putting things up my nose."
"yeah, i do that. i date guys who don't have jobs."
"they're very quick to clear here."
"it's a sign of a really good bar when they have every spirit in the world."
"i've seen some rough shit coming through that door."
"my earrings are too big for this place."
"it makes me think my dad wasn't so bad at making mix tapes."
"i find him strangely attractive for someone accused of rape."
"oh we can dance. i just don't wanna panic."