06 July 2010

0 dear jordan catalano

you are standing next to john galliano.

john galliano has just returned from hunting elephants on a bee farm. he is wearing erol flynn's facial hair and kristen chenoweth's dress. his hat appears to be a ménage à trois between an offering plate, a honey comb and a handkerchief.

jordan catalano, you are standing next to john galliano and yet you look like a douche.

food for thought...

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