27 April 2010

8 there are things that are vitally important and then there is steven seagal

who is being sued for human sex trafficking by an employee he used as a "sex toy."

thus jeopardizing his ownership of a fake new orleans deputy sheriff's badge.

(for the record, jenny mccarthy was not surprised.)

and while all the articles take great pains to mention seagal's "unique physiological reaction to sexual arousal," they do not detail it, which exponentially increases my concern for the safety of this panda.

8 comments:

Les Savy Ferd said...

pandas creep me out.



there, i said it.

oline said...

you take that back, pirate. what with their flawless eye-makeup, the panda is my totemic bear.

Linda said...

ohhhhhhhhhhhh SNAP!

oline said...

i feel like we should go hug it out over an orange mocha frappuccino.

Les Savy Ferd said...

nope, still creepy.

oline said...

isn't steven seagal creepier tho?

s.h.e. said...

that poor, sexually harassed panda... :( makes one sad.

oline said...

i know!
(unless you're cruel and heartless like pirate and hate pandas.)