Nope. That would be Keira Knightley's chest...
ah yes, how could i forget about good ole keira. but i would actually argue omaha is flatter than her.
i thought omaha was a fictional place.
nope. it's real. and apparently boasts the largest indoor rain forest in the world. if you're into that kind of thing...
You are ridiculous! Love you!
yes i am. and i'm pretty sure that's WHY you love me!
so, what geographic region does represent your chest? the rolling hills of middle TN, perhaps? while they're not mountains, i don't remember them being molehills either. but, then again, i've never been a boob-man.
hmm... i don't know that i want to promote anyone else dwelling that intimately upon the contours of my chestal area.
fair enough. i suppose it's a safe assumption to go with that you're not as flat as omaha, and that not all men are as hung as florida.
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