Shut up. :)
hey, we chicagoans get a free pass on weather in winter. ours is always the worst of anywhere in the world. (not to mention that you RUINED twilight...)
You threw THONGS at my FACE. And don't even make me bring out the Unmentionable--so foul I don't even bring up the specifics here. Did I mention the guy crying on the news in the email this morning? There was a 30 car pile-up on the interstates and he was in the middle of it.
well it's not like they were used or anything. and it makes me feel very very old that we were around for the invention of the thong.
It made me feel very very embarrassed to have you squeal, "Euw, thong!" while throwing them at my face. Ok, I must go out and try to drive in this mess now. Work beckons.
i sincerely apologize for breaking your spirit with the thong throwing, my darling. do forgive me.
It was awful out there. Thank God for the Vehicle Stability Assist on my SUV or else I would have been in a ditch. All of the streets are just solid sheets of ice. The city has also blocked off the alley going to my parking garage so I had to drive through the cones just to get to my apt.
you had to drive through the cones?! that is both my secret longing and my greatest fear.
Well, how else was I supposed to get to my apartment or park my car? I'm not parking it just anywhere. This is Atlanta--it'll be stolen in less than an hour! It goes in my secured parking garage. With the security guard that refuses to get out of his car because it is so cold. On the plus side, I made people laugh at Publix. I exited the store and the wind was blowing so hard and it was so cold that I shouted, "Holy SHIT!". 2 degrees. 2 degrees.
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