22 December 2009

5 keeping tabs

i heart tabloids because they ask the really, really difficult, culturally important questions. like... um... is robert pattinson the new james dean? by which they're not asking is he cool in a rebellious, unwashed, rocking the denim tuxedo kind of way. no. they're asking could he be four steps of photoshop morphing removed from the actual james dean? discuss amongst yourselves.

5 comments:

Meggie said...

I like a boy who bathes... And doesn't sparkle.

Don't get me wrong. I heart Twilight but seriously? A sparkly vampire?

oline said...

i too hearted twilight. until you RUINED it!!!

Meggie said...

Well, I assumed you were like the other 99% of the population that had already read it!

Besides, keep reading. I so didn't give away all the good stuff. I'm saying that having absolutely no recollection of what I told you. LOL.

oline said...

well, fortunately i remember it like it was yesterday.

Meggie said...

Would you hurry up and get dementia already?