27 March 2009
20 buyer beware
because i am one of those straight-haired girls who will never be reconciled to the idea of having to endure a lifetime of straight hair, i have once again been hoodwinked into buying a curling iron. fortunately, i harbored no plans to wield said curling iron as an eye-putting-out saber or else my plans would have been seriously foiled.
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
20 comments:
mmmm....curly-haired caro. sign me up.
sorry, love. it's never as incredible as it sounds.
The pictures makes it look like some big-eyed imbecile tried using it to curl her eyelashes.
for the record, the directions also included (1) never use while sleeping and 2) never drop or insert any object into any opening. so apparently these were directions for an audience of idiots.
but how I'm supposed to get beautified in the nighttime hours?
Darn, there goes my habit of sleep-haircurling...
and here i was worrying about who would insert a curling iron into an "opening"...
how else will I curl my eyelashes?
insert into an opening.... does...does that mean.... curling iron relations?
because i'm a dirty girl, that was my first thought.
I guess if you are desperate, you'll resort to almost anything?
Crazy psycho women...
maybe they were after hot sex.... HI-OOOOOOH!!!
(guess it would really be spelled hi-ohhh)
oh, i don't know what's worse there. the "hot sex" pun or the HI-OOOOOOOH.
HIYOHH?
(no sounds of pleasure were meant to be interpreted.)
I think it would be more of a HI-AAAAAAGHH!!!!
no... that would be the karate term for "i am going to break a shit ton of bricks with my bare arm."
Mm, true dat.
I'm sorry but those heat lines also look like stink lines.
"Do not put stinky curling iron near gigantic eye"
Post a Comment