27 March 2009

20 buyer beware

because i am one of those straight-haired girls who will never be reconciled to the idea of having to endure a lifetime of straight hair, i have once again been hoodwinked into buying a curling iron. fortunately, i harbored no plans to wield said curling iron as an eye-putting-out saber or else my plans would have been seriously foiled.

20 comments:

Unknown said...

mmmm....curly-haired caro. sign me up.

oline said...

sorry, love. it's never as incredible as it sounds.

Linda said...

The pictures makes it look like some big-eyed imbecile tried using it to curl her eyelashes.

oline said...

for the record, the directions also included (1) never use while sleeping and 2) never drop or insert any object into any opening. so apparently these were directions for an audience of idiots.

Linda said...

but how I'm supposed to get beautified in the nighttime hours?

Meggie said...

Darn, there goes my habit of sleep-haircurling...

oline said...

and here i was worrying about who would insert a curling iron into an "opening"...

Les Savy Ferd said...

how else will I curl my eyelashes?

Linda said...

insert into an opening.... does...does that mean.... curling iron relations?

oline said...

because i'm a dirty girl, that was my first thought.

Meggie said...

I guess if you are desperate, you'll resort to almost anything?

Crazy psycho women...

Linda said...

maybe they were after hot sex.... HI-OOOOOOH!!!

Linda said...

(guess it would really be spelled hi-ohhh)

oline said...

oh, i don't know what's worse there. the "hot sex" pun or the HI-OOOOOOOH.

Linda said...

HIYOHH?

(no sounds of pleasure were meant to be interpreted.)

Meggie said...

I think it would be more of a HI-AAAAAAGHH!!!!

oline said...

no... that would be the karate term for "i am going to break a shit ton of bricks with my bare arm."

Meggie said...

Mm, true dat.

Les Savy Ferd said...

I'm sorry but those heat lines also look like stink lines.

Linda said...

"Do not put stinky curling iron near gigantic eye"