developing a close personal relationship with the a/c.
29 July 2008
5 when the thermometer looks like a tamale, that can't be good.
developing a close personal relationship with the a/c.
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developing a close personal relationship with the a/c.
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what weathersystem is that? I only ask because lately weather.com has been about as reliable as old yeller with hydrophobia.
hmmm. your sources are a lot more optimistic. but then, i like to be pleasantly surprised. wouldn't you rather go to lolla thinking it's 100 and make the delightful discovery it's only 92?
well, i'm only lolling (LOL!) on friday because i haven't seen radiohead in a million years. also the kids go on and on about those raconteurs who should be a real gas.
say hi to eugene for me. if i weren't taken, i'd totally run away with him.
how it would play out:
Pirate: (stumbling through crowd of sweaty-sweaty-sweat-sweats) "Hello! Sir! *pant* A word with you, sir! Mister Eugene?"
Eugene: (in motley spandex and gaberdine) "Hullo crazy guy!"
Pirate: "yes, well, it's a pleasure to meet you!"
Eugene: *incomprehensible Ukranian dialect* /offers me clear foul smelling alcohol in a what appears to be an old bottle of windshield wiper fluid.
Pirate: "why thank you, but I will pass. I've come to deliver a message from a dear friend"
Eugene: "Friends are life of blood!" raises 'glass'
Pirate: "Indeed!" *long pause* "well, a good friend of mine wanted me to say hello for her. She's a big fan and..."
Eugene: *adopts disconcerting serious tone and perfect english* "You tell that Oline that she is a dear, a darling, a resplendent creature of brilliance and light."
Pirate: "okay!"
Eugene: *downs rest of foul-smelling alcohol and does a shambly dance across the stage to urinate on, among other things, a large corporate logo and Zack de la Rocha's French Bulldog named 'Missy'.
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