31 July 2008
1 july: a revue
"it takes a lot of alcohol for me to have emotions."
"you have to have delicate hands to be a convincing tranny."
"in my mind, frankpank was a gay man who was giving you fashion and love advice."
"all the little fuck yous... i love them!"
"for a jamaican man to think it was slow... i was like, 'dude, your whole life is slow, you're from jamaica.'"
"i'm so disappointed he doesn't find me as funny as i do."
"have you seen her dress? seriously. i think i need hazard pay for having to work with that."
"he must spray-paint her makeup on because, i mean, it was kansas city thick."
"you really need to declaw me sometimes."
"it's hard to tell lashundra not to chew gum when she's out there having unprotected sex."
"i'm apparently deadly afraid of missing the batman boat."
"i smell like lawn now. in a bad way."
"yes, i have the move. and i have the financial horror-show that's gonna come around soon after."
"you probably should have said goodbye to that in 2002, but now is just as good a time as any."
"nothing minimizes like plaid."
"no one looks at the back of my shoes, mother."
"jessica simpson turned 28 today. that was somehow reassuring."
"we were definitely out-picnicked here."
"you do realize you have more guest stars than will & grace, right?"