well, it only took a few years, but your blog (and its comments) have devolved into nothing but smut. i hope you are happy. because i won't be bringing myself or the impressionable pack of wide-eyed youths and the elderly I hang out with around here anymore. it's a tight crew, and they gots my back.
forgive me, dear pirate, for besmirching your delicate sensbilities with such smutty talk. i will now live in fear of attack from your wide-eyed youth pack.
Caro, considering your comments mainly consist of smut, you might want to stay away from saying things like "daily devotional time with 69." Because for those of us don't know every intimate detail of your life, we go with the general definition of 69.
and here i was innocently referring to the magnetic fields' 69 love songs. then again, one of the 69 is "let's pretend we're bunny rabbits," so maybe not so innocent.
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i see you're handling a lovely set of balls, there.
did you just compliment your own balls? i do believe you did.
someone has a high opinion of their own balls.
Oline! Some great quotes from and inspired by the Burnination at P'fork. I thought you and your monthly bag of quotes would be interested.
Burnination: "...and a Diet Coke."
Way-too-talkative food-booth guy: "You know, they used to call me Diet Coke in highschool."
and moments later after the guy handed over the wrap which was ordered, and said with a heartbreakingly sad face,
Burnination: "He touched my lunch."
HOW, pray tell, was the forking?
and thank you thank you for the book pile!!! i will now have a daily devotional time with the 69.
man, i posted this epic, excessively detailed post and it didn't go through.
drat.
way to leave us hanging, matey.
i heard your lady enjoyed the batman even more than you did. of course, she's yet to see hellboy. one would assume hellboy would change everything.
nice calves.
nevermind the calves! look at that ass!
let's go back to lindear's balls...
well, it only took a few years, but your blog (and its comments) have devolved into nothing but smut. i hope you are happy. because i won't be bringing myself or the impressionable pack of wide-eyed youths and the elderly I hang out with around here anymore. it's a tight crew, and they gots my back.
forgive me, dear pirate, for besmirching your delicate sensbilities with such smutty talk. i will now live in fear of attack from your wide-eyed youth pack.
Caro, considering your comments mainly consist of smut, you might want to stay away from saying things like "daily devotional time with 69." Because for those of us don't know every intimate detail of your life, we go with the general definition of 69.
So, um, wow. Way to put that out there.
and here i was innocently referring to the magnetic fields' 69 love songs. then again, one of the 69 is "let's pretend we're bunny rabbits," so maybe not so innocent.
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