28 May 2008

18 johnny depp's folding chair

yesterday i saw johnny depp's folding chair.

i saw johnny depp's folding chair about 1.272 seconds after realizing the under-hyped chicago winds had blown my slightly too large purple taffeta skirt front to back and wedged the back (formerly the front) of said skirt into the waistband of said skirt.

in other words, i saw johnny depp's folding just as i realized a significant sampling of chicago was seeing my ass.

18 comments:

Clark MF Price said...

I had to look Taffeta up. Skirts should come with a caution label when they are sold in a place called "The Windy City"

oline said...

wait one minute, clark price. you know who isaac mizrahi is but you had to look up taffeta? for shame.

Les Savy Ferd said...

Taffe-whaty?

Meggie said...

Oh how I wish I could have been there. The laughing I could have done.

oline said...

yes, you would have enjoyed this.

Dananator said...

isn't this whole dillinger thing fun? all of my students are abuzz and atwitter. beats the hell out of research papers.

Dananator said...

come to think of it, my students would have been more abuzz and atwitter still had they seen your marilyn moment. : )

oline said...

it is a fun end to the day to come home to a single-file line of mobsters on fullerton.

are you how i met your mothering??? huh, danamo? are you, are you???

Linda said...

did you at least have sexy thong on? Give the people their money's worth?

Meggie said...

Does she leave her house without a sexy thong on? The girl used to throw thongs at me in disgust when we were in high school and now we can't get her out of them.

Hmm... That came out wrong.

oline said...

so that made it sound like i've forsaken underpants altogether.

Clark MF Price said...

Happy Birthday!

Meggie said...

You are now officially in the "adult" age!! Welcome!

Linda said...

BERFDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!

Les Savy Ferd said...

haaaaaaaaaaaaaaa....ppy, happyhappyhappyhappy
birthday

oline said...

whew. it's a good thing i went and had a birthday so we could stop talking about my underpants...

Linda said...

P.S..... panties.

oline said...

ew.