i saw johnny depp's folding chair about 1.272 seconds after realizing the under-hyped chicago winds had blown my slightly too large purple taffeta skirt front to back and wedged the back (formerly the front) of said skirt into the waistband of said skirt.
in other words, i saw johnny depp's folding just as i realized a significant sampling of chicago was seeing my ass.
18 comments:
I had to look Taffeta up. Skirts should come with a caution label when they are sold in a place called "The Windy City"
wait one minute, clark price. you know who isaac mizrahi is but you had to look up taffeta? for shame.
Taffe-whaty?
Oh how I wish I could have been there. The laughing I could have done.
yes, you would have enjoyed this.
isn't this whole dillinger thing fun? all of my students are abuzz and atwitter. beats the hell out of research papers.
come to think of it, my students would have been more abuzz and atwitter still had they seen your marilyn moment. : )
it is a fun end to the day to come home to a single-file line of mobsters on fullerton.
are you how i met your mothering??? huh, danamo? are you, are you???
did you at least have sexy thong on? Give the people their money's worth?
Does she leave her house without a sexy thong on? The girl used to throw thongs at me in disgust when we were in high school and now we can't get her out of them.
Hmm... That came out wrong.
so that made it sound like i've forsaken underpants altogether.
Happy Birthday!
You are now officially in the "adult" age!! Welcome!
BERFDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!
haaaaaaaaaaaaaaa....ppy, happyhappyhappyhappy
birthday
whew. it's a good thing i went and had a birthday so we could stop talking about my underpants...
P.S..... panties.
ew.
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