14 May 2008

6 dear O.W. (whose name is not caroline),

you stole my diet pepsi.

no denials, please. i saw you with my own eyes partaking of caffeine from a can on which my early morning, bleery-eyed self had scribbled CAROLINE in red sharpie.

grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr, i say. grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

xo,
oline.

6 comments:

Les Savy Ferd said...

o.w.?

Owl Wagon?
Oedipus Wrecks?
Old Wigglewaggle?
Ornery Walrus?
Ocher Whelk?
Original Willy?
Optimus Wheelbarrow?
Optical Wanderlust?
Oily Water?
Ointment Why?
Otter Warlord?
Oblate Whistler?
Ontological Werewolf?
Ogre Waste?
Ozymandias Wilson?
Odd Wartmonger?
Ordinary Waffle?
Out Wassailing?
Oh Well?
Oat Weasel?
Oy Wey?
Opprobrium Wrought?
Ogle Whimple?
Opulent Wok?
Oaken Wainscoting?
Oakland Whopper?
Open Window?
Opal Willow?
Often Working?
Oblong Woman?
Oklahoma Winter?
Order Withdrawn?
O'reilly Wrankling?
Oink Whoa?
Outer Wharf?
Otherworldly Woebegone?

Other Words?

oline said...

oh wow.

Les Savy Ferd said...

it was old wigglewaggle that done it, weren't it? why i outta....

Dananator said...

my money is on odd wartmonger. i've never trusted her.

Clark MF Price said...

Owen Wilson?
Did he take advantage of your love for Zoolander?

oline said...

oh zoolander. how i love thee.