I read that the rabbit whose name was Robert was donated to North Korea to be used in a breeding program there. The farmer that raised him later found out that the rabbit was used in a birthday feast for Kim Jong Il. Terrible. Kim Jong Il is the world's super-villain. Tricking an old German grandpa into sending him the worlds largest rabbit and then eating it. Outlandishly evil and mean.
I'll take the old dude and not look back. That 'bunny' is probably:
a) a killer robot that eats babies b) a human child dressed up in an uber-realistic rabbit costume c) a horror of modern science d) surprisingly good eating.
seriously, people. have we become so jaded that we can't just love a (freaky weird that it is) giant bunny for who he is? Just look at that lovable, er, blank stare. and those huge creepy feet. :shudders:
seriously, people. have we become so jaded that we can't just love a (freaky weird that it is) giant bunny for who he is? Just look at that lovable, er, blank stare. and those huge creepy feet. :shudders:
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Holy shit. That thing is the size of a Great Dane!
You don't want him. Imagine the size of the poo coming out of that thing.
after very dexterously navigating the horse shit this weekend, i think i could handle some rabbit poo.
and vieve needs someone to play with after all.
I read that the rabbit whose name was Robert was donated to North Korea to be used in a breeding program there. The farmer that raised him later found out that the rabbit was used in a birthday feast for Kim Jong Il. Terrible. Kim Jong Il is the world's super-villain. Tricking an old German grandpa into sending him the worlds largest rabbit and then eating it. Outlandishly evil and mean.
Don't get me started on Germany... I'm still bitter.
I'll take the old dude and not look back. That 'bunny' is probably:
a) a killer robot that eats babies
b) a human child dressed up in an uber-realistic rabbit costume
c) a horror of modern science
d) surprisingly good eating.
or he's just a big ass bunny who could be a beloved friend to us all...
seriously, people. have we become so jaded that we can't just love a (freaky weird that it is) giant bunny for who he is? Just look at that lovable, er, blank stare. and those huge creepy feet. :shudders:
seriously, people. have we become so jaded that we can't just love a (freaky weird that it is) giant bunny for who he is? Just look at that lovable, er, blank stare. and those huge creepy feet. :shudders:
F!
seriously, people.
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