24 January 2008

6 birmingham: the new detroit!


there is nothing so depressing as the birmingham airport, terminal b. and within terminal b, there is nothing so depressing as the nameless eatery- the only eatery- characterized solely by the overhead designation "FOOD/SHOPS->"- an eatery offering a grand total of three sandwiches, two salads, and an entire wall of liquor.

this is so depressing.

but still more depressing- the fact that at 2.17 p.m., i sat in terminal b wearing khaki pants, smelling of bacon and bbq, eating a ham sandwich made fresh on january 19th.

6 comments:

Les Savy Ferd said...

now that's fresh.

oline said...

we did not eat fresh.

Clark MF Price said...

I had a hot ham and cheese sandwich the other day and it tasted like fried chicken. Needless to say, it was delicious. All the taste of fried chicken, but half the fat and calories!

Meggie said...

Birmingham is the source of all evil. As evidenced by the fact that Satan lives there.

Les Savy Ferd said...

he does? wow. i mean... wow. wouldn't God get a bit angry that he's weaseled himself free of eternal hellfire? maybe god is too busy being alanis morrisette.

it's not FAIR! To remind ME! of the mess you made when you went aWAY!
You
You
YOU OUGHTA KNOW!

Meggie said...

Satan is my mother-in-law...