30 November 2007

15 november: a revue

in no particular order & uttered by various (pervy) citizens of the Oline in the City world


"i only want children for halloween purposes."

"i'm thinking out loud so retarded is bound to happen."

"i'm just, like, angry at penises right now."

"for a girl, you sure have balls."

"why are you still here at five?"
"i don't know. why are the republicans still in power?"

"well, i'm happy for you but i'll try not to run around and smile at everything."

"what can i say? i really like naked people."

"we need more lube."

"she wants to be posh, but really they're just chubby greeks."

"wow. this really took a downward turn toward emoland."

"can i ask you a personal question? when you go golfing, do you bring your own balls? because we don't normally include balls."

"you know, when i reflect on it, you had me whipped. it's just that your leash was so long i never knew."

"i shouldn't eat burritos on a work night."

"when it comes down to it, being an asshole is fun only when you have no deep feelings for a person."

"yes. i have no balls."

"i can't work now. i'm in my love bubble."

"that is an ingenious idea. croftie is quite a catch. does she come in gay?"

"i never thought i would have to explain email sex to you. somehow i just wasn't ever envisioning that."

"hippies like muslin, right?"

15 comments:

Les Savy Ferd said...

Wow, november sure was chock full of testicular references, now wasn't it?

Meggie said...

Ooh, I made it TWICE!

Les Savy Ferd said...

my quotes are so delectable they rarely make the month end lists. either that or i am a mime, and just think I am saying things when in reality its just a complicated series of gestures and facial expressions. See how I climbed up that ladder just now? Brilliant.

oline said...

making the month end quote list is a complicated matter. because my memory isn't what it used to be and i know longer carry a post-it pad in my back pocket like i used to do, you have to say something quote-worthy at a moment when i am conveniently positioned near a pen and paper. thus, many gems fall by the wayside.

november was strangly ballsy. i have no idea why.

and yes, dougo. you are a mime.

Les Savy Ferd said...

*mimes being in a box, which is apparently a fate all too common for mimes*

oline said...

why are mimes in always in boxes? seems an unlikely occupational hazard.

Les Savy Ferd said...

*shrugs shoulders*

*does that really not very funny thing where you step behind a large piece of furniture and appear to walk down a flight of stairs*

*repeats above action but instead of stairs, uses 'elevator'*

*sits at work, happy and proud to be using the little asterisks thingie for comments during an entire day*

oline said...

such a subtle pirate (forgive me- dread dougO the mime just sounds stupid).

it's COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLD out there.

Linda said...

some brazen rube sure did muck up your quote board.. balls galore! (and you're welcome)

oline said...

yeah. it's important to note that all the pervies here were uttered by girls. naughty, naughty girls.

Unknown said...

one day i will say something memorable and it will be awesome.

(and refraining from making a naughty girl comment. refrain, refrain, refrain)

oline said...

between you and me, you say many memorable things.

Clark MF Price said...

OH SNAP!!!
I'm on there 3 TIMES!!!!1
That is a new record.(for me at least)
Winner Winner, Chicken Dinner.

oline said...

wow. i had no idea my quote-collecting had such an impact on everyone's self-esteem.

Meggie said...

I'm responsible for two of the pervy comments.