30 November 2007
15 november: a revue
"i only want children for halloween purposes."
"i'm thinking out loud so retarded is bound to happen."
"i'm just, like, angry at penises right now."
"for a girl, you sure have balls."
"why are you still here at five?"
"i don't know. why are the republicans still in power?"
"well, i'm happy for you but i'll try not to run around and smile at everything."
"what can i say? i really like naked people."
"we need more lube."
"she wants to be posh, but really they're just chubby greeks."
"wow. this really took a downward turn toward emoland."
"can i ask you a personal question? when you go golfing, do you bring your own balls? because we don't normally include balls."
"you know, when i reflect on it, you had me whipped. it's just that your leash was so long i never knew."
"i shouldn't eat burritos on a work night."
"when it comes down to it, being an asshole is fun only when you have no deep feelings for a person."
"yes. i have no balls."
"i can't work now. i'm in my love bubble."
"that is an ingenious idea. croftie is quite a catch. does she come in gay?"
"i never thought i would have to explain email sex to you. somehow i just wasn't ever envisioning that."
"hippies like muslin, right?"