03 October 2007

10 there are 3 reasons why this letter scares me



1) it took 37 days to land in a mailbox 12.62 miles away.

2) "we are enjoying the rare green glory of hyde park in august."

3) i may be many things, but i am not the university of chicago's dear.

10 comments:

Les Savy Ferd said...

hehe. whenever anything postally goes wrong around here my boss is quick to utter (and i'm sure he's never even watched the Simpsons, let alone knows who Comicbook Guy is) "Chicago has the Worst. Postal System. In the entire U.S." to which I add, "Ever."

Also, on a sad note, I may be a tad late for the 'Lander on Friday. You see there's this little thing called PLAYOFF BASEBALL. And my Tribe are playing at 4pm CST, thus finishing around 7ish (provided there are no extra inning heroics) so I'll be wandering over around 7:30. I apologize and eugoogalize but it is PLAYOFF BASEBALL after all.

Les Savy Ferd said...

just read your email... how very accommodating of you. Guess I won't be late after all.

oline said...

aha. your tribe is in the playoffs. everything makes so much more sense now.

and you know we would hold zoolander for you. you are, after all, one of the key enthusiasts.

Meggie said...

You'll always be my "dear'

oline said...

and you'll always be my longest romantic relationship.

Meggie said...

*laughs* We have been together for quite awhile now. I think we're going on 15 years? Dude... That's over half our life. Crapola.

Les Savy Ferd said...

man, i think she just crapola'd your long term relationship. pretty harsh....

Zoolander Approacheth!

oline said...

she did, didn't she? meggie, i'm appalled.

we should all get ridiculously good-looking.

Les Savy Ferd said...

if ours should ever become a long term relationship (and I see no reason why it shan't) I would never, nay never, crapola it.

I'll bring the orange mocha frappucinos.

oline said...

i think we've pared the flighty people out of our friendgroup so it's just the keepers from here on out. and it warms my heart that you will not crapola on our long term relationship.

gasoline fight?

K is allegedy bringing cupcakes!