12 October 2007

13 dear al,

please, please, for the love of God- stop playing hard to get.
xo,
oline.

13 comments:

Les Savy Ferd said...

he won't return my calls either.

oline said...

shall we troupe down to carthage bearing flowers and elvis peanut butter cups and weiner's circle gift cards? is that what it's going to take? a girl can't just sit waiting by the phone forever.

Meggie said...

He doesn't live in Carthage honey... He lives in Belle Meade down the street from Frist.

oline said...

his homestead is still in carthage though, right?

Meggie said...

The family compound is there but he hasn't lived there in YEARS. They mainly mine off of the land (I think zinc is what they're pulling out). He lives in Belle Meade.

oline said...

but they still hang out and have movie nights and traipse about the swamps in carthage on a regular basis. at least give me that. and i can't show up in belle meade loaded down with chocolates and flowers and in a homemade "al in '08" shirt. carthage would work so much better for these purposes.

Meggie said...

Sorry honey... You'd need to go to Belle Meade. And there aren't swamps in Carthage. Have you been getting into the drug stash again?

oline said...

dude. did you not see an inconvenient truth? there was al in carthage walking his family lands and standing by the swamps. i swear. i did not make this up.

Meggie said...

They mine that land for zinc... No zinc in swamps. It must be a fictional swamp.

oline said...

i'm just saying- there were swamps.

Meggie said...

*laughs* Next time you come for a visit, there will be road trip to Carthage. Cool?

oline said...

my bags are packed and i'm ready to go.

Meggie said...

Yay!!! Now, just remember... It's not nice to tease a woman whose husband is deployed with empty promises of visits. You know I'm coming back up to Chicago once it gets back above 70. So, I'll see you sometime next year.