today i wore a purple bra. unforunately, everyone who encountered me knows this because, as so often happens, the outfit that looked chaste and demur in the subtly romantic lighting of my own home, looked ridiculously slutastic in the harsh workplace glare.
thus, i sat through an intimate, important two-hour meeting with my boss in highly visible undergarments. good career move or no?

4 comments:
AWKWARDDDD!
uh huh.
you're closer. now wear a prom dress with granny panties.
that is of course my ultimate goal- to be lindear circa prom '99.
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