my sources tell me the new u2 album is still being recorded and will be awesome. my sources also tell me bono now prefers to speak with cotton in his mouth and a cat in his lap.
firstly, who, pray tell, professor j, are these all-knowing sources?
secondly, i will seriously go huddle in adam clayton's corner and cry big fat crocodile tears of unadulterated sorrow if i am forced to watch a u2 fronted by marlon brandobono.
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gonna go with the Brando!
i swear, if the panama hat becomes his schtick (GW!) during the next tour, i will have to cry. and not in a good way.
my sources tell me the new u2 album is still being recorded and will be awesome. my sources also tell me bono now prefers to speak with cotton in his mouth and a cat in his lap.
firstly, who, pray tell, professor j, are these all-knowing sources?
secondly, i will seriously go huddle in adam clayton's corner and cry big fat crocodile tears of unadulterated sorrow if i am forced to watch a u2 fronted by marlon brandobono.
a true reporter does not reveal his sources...unless karl rove says it's okay.
you and your hidden depths....
sadly, i feel those depths to be quite shallow. but that doesn't mean it's not fun to splash around.
don't you be dissing your depths.
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