23 July 2007
12 succulent scents
it's hard to know where to begin here. such an overwhelming abundance of makefunable things are happening. a list, if you please.
(1) a huge HA! to the idea that any human being on earth would want to wear a gourmet treat.
(2) a pox on the people at the demeter fragrance library for the their usage of the unfortunate phrase "succulent scents."
(3) and while we're on the subject, let us please take a moment and ridicule the mere existence of the demeter fragrance library and demean them for having exhausted their presumably extensive and fragrant archives to such a point that inspiration could be found only in jelly belly jelly bean recipes.
(4) in conclusion, what kind of girl would ever want to smell like a blueberry muffin- two parts blueberry, one part buttered popcorn?
let it be known, i am by no means a perfume snob. i wear designer impostor "happy." partly because it is $4, but mostly because it's called "you wanna play?" and that's just damn awesome. when the poor hapless guys lean in and murmur, mmmmmm, you smell nice- to be able to retort, you wanna play?
but if some poor hapless guy leaned into me at a party and caught a whiff of the wearable gourmet treats of the demeter fragrance library inspired by the jelly belly jelly beans, i can't quite imagine the response mango pineapple salsa would have quite the same effect.