for the past nine months, i have lived dr. quinn. it got me through the holidays, a break-up, unemployment, a new job, the long, hard winter, and the long, harsh summer. for nine months, it has made my tuesday and friday nights.
now it's over and i'm somewhat bereft. because 90210 isn't going to begin to ease the tremendous gaping hole in my life formerly filled by those twice-weekly infusions of deliriously heart-warming, sanctimonious sap.
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tee hee. banana peel.
"she let me wear an apron & bake a pie!"
Oline, you do realize you just wrote one helluva birth metaphor, don't you? Now i know you are going to be horrified by the analysis but...
"for the past nine months" first tip off
"for nine months," again with the ultra specific duration.
"now it's over and i'm somewhat bereft." (bereft: to make desolate by force or violence)
and all those doctors, "formerly filled" and nostalgic lookings-back references. Sorry, babe, but thems the facts.
when's the baptism? more pertinently, is the baby named Quinn?
Qa-Winn!!! (how have we not been quoting Daria this entire nine months of Quinn?)
and.. preggoline?
people, people. i just wanted to emphasize that people have been conceived and born in the amount of time that i have spent watching dr. quinn. there were no hidden messages. there is no preggoline.
lindear, oh daria!
dougo, GROSS!
sorry. honest.
i'm not buying it.
harrumph.
you started this whole to do so i think that means you forfeit the right to harrumph.
i've never been harrumph-blocked before. is this offense that serious?
you make it sound so much worse there- equivicable to cock-blocking or some such other socially unacceptable prevention of fun. so maybe your offense wasn't worthy of harrumph-blocking but t'was bad. there'll be no discourse on the birthing of babies on my blog!
(i miss dr quinn.)
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