a) nice jazz-hands, Olineb) dear God I need a shave.c) I don't actually look that bad in real life, do I?d) my fave by far is the 'us eating fries' photo.e) oh circle du weiner!
a) scary, more like.b) my hair has never been flatter.c) we look SO much better. d) you were spared the one where the dude squatted on that bench to shoot us. croftie looks divine. you and i have more chins than can be imagined. e) oh tapas de ba-ba-reba!
a) scary... like a fox.b) I'm afraid to say that much like another infamous photo where i am showing far too much leg, in these photos i am showing far too much arm. so pale it burns the eye.c) SO much better *nods knowingly*d) i'm impressed that you didn't go with the 'chinese phonebook' to end your phrase there. ba-dum-da-*tish*e) tapas. when. bates. when. dacon. when. when. when.
a) hmm. foxoline. any relation to michael j.?b) don't impugn the Lot O Leg photo. it was the foundation of our friendship. c) totally.d) ba-dum-da-*tish*? my, what mad onamatopoetic skillz you have.e) first comes pirates, then comes tapas. blades of glory i've entirely given up on (*single tear*)
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