03 May 2007

6 the most extraordinary thing ever said in a bathroom

"it smells like gonorrhea in here!"

6 comments:

Linda said...

Those STD's can be quite stinky.

Les Savy Ferd said...

is there am 'undo' button I can press so that i can go back to having never read that horrid phrase?

oline said...

momdear's church ladies loved this and the pirate wants to undo? shocking.

Clark MF Price said...

I walked into a punk show one time and there was all kinds of teeny-boppers dressed like hoochies just everywhere. I then told my friend, "this place smells like prison!" He gave me an emphatic nod to the head. Needless to say, I talked to no "woman" at that show.

oline said...

hmmm. your employment of quotation marks makes me wonder if everyone was in drag.

Clark MF Price said...

Nope not that. It's just that there were so many young girls dressed like hoochies, I guess to look older that I felt inclined to put it that way. It would have been much better if they were in drag and I certainly wouldn't snub a drag queen.