She's going to jail for 45 days!!! So happy!!!
i would so bark a shin on that mirror-dealie.
Where is the cabinet that holds all her STD meds?
I think it was the family guy, or SNl, or the simpons which once did a skit with james Bond, playing off of his rampant sex. The joke was that Bond had so many STDs that they all lay in a delicate balance and canceled each other out. Paris might just be such a creature.
spelling errors abound! damn you work keyboard!
SNL did one where he had all those STD's and he had to call every one of his sexual partners to warn them or something. He had called Batman to warn him, and Robin answered the phone and James Bond said something like "oh, hi Robin. Well, this concerns you too". Good story, Linda. Why, thank you.
somehow i did not forsee that my paris hilton's closet better homes & gardens moment would lead us down batman and bond's STD path.
that was your first mistake.
what was my second?
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