18 April 2007

19 things said entirely too loudly by 80-year-old men walking very slowly through an airport at 8 a.m.

"you just swallow one of those little blue pills and you've got five minutes to take to the field. and, buddy, she'll be thanking you all night, because bob dole don't lie."

19 comments:

Lara Ehrlich said...

Hm. Puts grandfathers in a whole new light, doesn't it Ohlighn and Pirate?

Les Savy Ferd said...

no. it doesn't. Caro's posting never happened. and I have erased whatever memories of its existence were left in my mind.

oline said...

these men were not grandfathers. they were just old sexually active men- and that's a whole other animal.

Linda said...

I've heard some many gross-old-men-at-the-gym stories from Ever.. I don't know why anyone would have sex with one.

Les Savy Ferd said...

but let's face it. Bob Dole was right. about everything.

oline said...

expound please, pirate. we need charts and graphs and musical compositions and interpretive dances to back that up. you can't just throw out such incendiary opinions and scamper away.

Les Savy Ferd said...

when i was 17 my highschool's marching band was asked to perform at a Dole rally. It was... odd. Especially when the color-guard and cheerleaders gathered around him for a photo-op. Somber, gray suited Dole, clutching pen, surrounded by scantily clad blonde girls with shark-toothed grins and waving pom-poms. so disturbing.

oline said...

i will now spend the rest of the day trying to forget that image.

Les Savy Ferd said...

you can try, and i hold your mighty powers in the highest regard, but you will fail.

oline said...

curses, pirate. curses.

Les Savy Ferd said...

malediction! Malediction!

oline said...

epithet! epithet!

Les Savy Ferd said...

my daily O is lacking...

Linda said...

back to the original pill comment, what would the female equivalent be? Peanut butter hershey kiss?

oline said...

a cadbury egg.

Linda said...

OHGOODNESS yes! peanut butter-schmeanut butter!

Les Savy Ferd said...

the greeks said it was olives.
or oysters. i dunno.

oline said...

oysters are the snot of the sea. and i don't think it needs saying, but i'm going to say it: snot is not the way to a woman's heart.

Linda said...

I am nutty for olives right now too. Black olives are like candy to me. Snot-oysters, not so much.