23 March 2007

10 things said by homeless people to hard-working lovely ladies who dare to dress well and venture home from the cinema after 9 p.m.

"GET A JOB. you've NEVER worked A DAY in YOUR LIFE. NEITHER OF YOU."

10 comments:

Lara Ehrlich said...

How horrifying! I hate when people assume that you don't work, just because you happen to be wearing a skirt, or going out for dinner, or taking the pilates class at the gym on a Tuesday at 3:00 in the afternoon. I took the afternoon off for an appointment, I swear!

oline said...

perhaps we just looked especially insouciant. or perhaps he was an oracle. or maybe we just haven't worked enough days in our lives to look it.

Linda said...

it could have been your "I hate work and homeless people" t-shirt you were wearing.

Les Savy Ferd said...

when in doubt, blame the bangs.

oline said...

so i guess even men on the street are mad at rory gilmore.

Les Savy Ferd said...

*especially* men on the street are made that slutbucket.

Bombsy said...

big huge words from a man carrying sleeping bags.

oline said...

maybe he wasn't homeless but a disaffected l.l. bean employee who didn't meet his monogram quota.

Meggie said...

Chicago and Nashville have vastly different homeless problems. Chicago Homeless scream at y'all. I had one of our homeless push his stolen grocery cart buggy at my car!! It's a conspiracy against me.

oline said...

while buggy conspiracies are bad, the situation there seems to be limited to really bad pick-up lines. which is pretty unfortunate.