03 March 2007

9 seriously. we need it.

9 comments:

Bombsy said...

^10.

oline said...

HA!

Acer Negundo said...

I am going to do this. I'll just have to be careful that I don't mix the douche cards with my business cards. Though maybe that wouldn't be so bad either?

oline said...

yeah, i think you have to play the douche card with care. but isn't it awesome?!

Osutein said...

The best thing about being a douche is you don't have to pay $5 for a set... people just give them to you for free!

oline said...

way to find the up-side, sensei!

Bombsy said...

especially once you acheive the higher levels of douchebagdom. level 10, for instance.

Osutein said...

I now have a new goal in life: to become a Level 10 Douche. I will refine my doucheness to an art, so that one glorious day, my name will be recorded in the Annals of Douchebaggery, and they will say of me, "many people are jerks or assholes. But Austin, now there was a douche for the ages!"

oline said...

oustein-sensei: le cruise king, a douche for the ages. i hereby volunteer my writerly services. what an awesome biography that'll be.