I am going to do this. I'll just have to be careful that I don't mix the douche cards with my business cards. Though maybe that wouldn't be so bad either?
I now have a new goal in life: to become a Level 10 Douche. I will refine my doucheness to an art, so that one glorious day, my name will be recorded in the Annals of Douchebaggery, and they will say of me, "many people are jerks or assholes. But Austin, now there was a douche for the ages!"
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^10.
HA!
I am going to do this. I'll just have to be careful that I don't mix the douche cards with my business cards. Though maybe that wouldn't be so bad either?
yeah, i think you have to play the douche card with care. but isn't it awesome?!
The best thing about being a douche is you don't have to pay $5 for a set... people just give them to you for free!
way to find the up-side, sensei!
especially once you acheive the higher levels of douchebagdom. level 10, for instance.
I now have a new goal in life: to become a Level 10 Douche. I will refine my doucheness to an art, so that one glorious day, my name will be recorded in the Annals of Douchebaggery, and they will say of me, "many people are jerks or assholes. But Austin, now there was a douche for the ages!"
oustein-sensei: le cruise king, a douche for the ages. i hereby volunteer my writerly services. what an awesome biography that'll be.
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