07 March 2007

6 choose your own adventure


a) an intermediary of the former kennedy employee gave the auction house the merchandise after the former kennedy employee was killed by the samurai sword of a prize fighter who mysteriously washed up on the beach at cape cod to find a vacationing california gangster committing sexual assault upon the former kennedy employee.

b) an intermediary of the former kennedy employee gave the auction house the merchandise after a prize fighter- past his prime and in the midst of sexually assaulting a california gangster who was at that time vacationing on the cape- slew him with a samurai sword.

c) an intermediary of the former kennedy employee gave the auction house the merchandise after the former kennedy employee was accidentally killed by the samurai sword of a prize fighter who had washed up on the beach and with whom the former kennedy employee was engaged in sexually assaulting a vacationing california gangster.

d) an intermediary of the former kennedy employee gave the auction house the merchandise after the former kennedy employee was killed by the samurai sword of a squeaky-clean prize fighter who had mistaken him for the vacationing california gangster by whom he had been sexually assaulted.

e) an intermediary of the former kennedy employee gave the auction house the merchandise after the former kennedy employee was killed by a samurai sword-wielding, recently bathed dog that had been sexually assaulting a vacationing california gangster.

6 comments:

Les Savy Ferd said...

Out on the Cape, a former Kennedy intern was killed by a samurai sword toting ship-wrecked heavyweight during a california gangster's speech against pre-marital sex. All of the objects involved therein were recently obtained by an auction house.

oline said...

ah, the california gangster celibacy movement. what lovely auctionable objets d'art that would yield.

Les Savy Ferd said...

objets trouve, no less

oline said...

speaking of/in french, dearest darling pirate, can i pretty beautifully please borrow the 'jube again? lappy crashed them and they are sorely missed.

Les Savy Ferd said...

quelle malediction! of course you can, silly Oline.

Les Savy Ferd said...

although a new star has risen from the ranks of my esteemed collection de CD. The first track off the new Menomena album is so good I've been listening to those guys non-stop lately. not just a great band name, these fellas.