07 January 2007
18 "we joined. i think that's quite enough for today."
after months of waffling and hemming and hawing, croftie and i finally joined the gym. and we're proud to announce that on june 1st- when we are apparently no longer young adults and therefore ineligible for the "young adult rate"- we will be switching over to the "couple's membership." yes, folks. a gym card marriage.
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Good morning, my gym bride. I am so very proud of us. And am looking forward to this afternoon's first work-out both with joyful anticipation and acute, awkward fear. Urban funk muscle conditioning step--here we come!
"acute, awkward fear" pretty much sums it up, my fellow young person.
alas but this old man no longer qualifies as a gym card young person. But these creaky old bones and tired muscles remember the days of their youthful exxxxxuberrrance.
Just don't get your own marriage reality show ... we don't want you guys to be the next nick and jessica.
the Croftie and Oline show!
with guest appearances by Joe DiMaggio.
i was thinking we'd channel kevin & britney: CHAOTIC instead. nick and jessica had a shred of class in comparison to that business.
and seriously, dread pirate pamela dougO ferdinand cosbO dimaggiO, you have more identities than anyone else in the room.
You guys are much more Meet The Barkers. Croftie is the bad-ass tattoo drummer. Oline is the playmate-ish blonde with long fake nail ands dark lipliner with light gloss. Why on earth didn't they work out?
nails and
sheesh.
dark lipliner with light gloss? seriously, lindear. how could you do such a thing to me?
croftie is little else if not a bad-ass tattooed drummer.
Are my identities crowding your style, Oline?
the carO Oh!-'lighn cupcake partner em lina bean's style is in no way crowded.
and croftie is absolutely a bad-ass tattooed drummer. i'm glad that comes through to people who have yet to even meet her.
naturally. and caro (aka shanna barker) is the trashy one, but she does have potential to be sexy trashy. sexy trash is okay. And sometimes she would even blend her lipstick.
thanks, lindear, for unabashadly promoting my trashiness!
remember: you're my cacee cobb.
omigaw
I just discovered a trove of chocolate chunk cookies at work. Thank God for our gymberships.
cacee cobb
omigaw
chunk
gymberships
gw abound!
EW.
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