11 December 2006

28 sex/race

croftie and i went to the art show at the merch mart today. after hours of deep conversating, we arrived at a pair of profound conclusions.

re: the dread pirate doug-cosbO
he's not a solid black man.

re: the perils of immaculate conception
you wouldn't want to lose your virginity if you're already pregnant.

28 comments:

nick said...

nothing says fun like continued abstinence & jell-o pudding pops.

oline said...

wow. i think you've hit upon the title of my biography.

Les Savy Ferd said...

i think i'm offended but i'm not quite sure why. Also, Oline, for you I have ressurected a blog of sorts. *shameless plug* If you find yourself with a spare 5 please visit:

zombierobotdinosaur.blogspot.com

you'll be glad u did.

Les Savy Ferd said...

I thought writing that lasy comment in Movie Commercial on Teevee announcer guy stylings (you know, the guy who always starts things off with "In a world where...") but i thought the direct approach might work more effectively.

I would like a detailed rport on all the ways I am not a solid black man.

oline said...

i would give you a detailed account of the ways in which you are not a solid black man were it not for the web of secrecy and lies that has apparently arisen between us. you had a blog to resurrect?! i was aware of a xanga page that died a sad sad death long ago, but you have been secretly penning phrases like "a comic fan's Xanadu" for months whilst i was unawares? for shame, pirate. but the greivousness of this offense is slightly lessened by the fact that only three posts have been involved and i'll forgive you just because now i can say, "party at the pirate's!"

oh, and i love everything about the phrase "the Thunderclap of my Father's Indignation."

Les Savy Ferd said...

well, not to make this a love fest or anything but "perils of immaculate conception" is pretty damn fine verbage in and of itself.

oline said...

we gogol on friday. huzzah! i think we should don the gypsy garb and go in costume. that would play into your not being a solid man- as gypsys must wear coats of many colours methinks.

croftie said...

At last, a Croftie comments!

I shall add a new title to this list--e.g., the one the DPD came up with last night at the grocery store:

I Think I Made the Meat Man Cry

Genius.

croftie said...

Whoops, it's "Last Night I Broke the Meatman's Heart," which can be found on his very own blog. Which I did not look at before writing the previous comment. Which is just scary.

oline said...

clearly, the pair of you are of one mind.

YAY for croftie comments. good to know that all i have to do is set people up and then they'll appear!

croftie said...

(And his title is so much better than I remembered!)

We certainly did come up with some fabulous quotes yesterday, my Oh!-'Lighn!

croftie said...

When the Croft comments, she comments with a vengeance!

oline said...

apparently! you'd better scoot your butt over to JBB and break out the comment party over there too.

everyone remember JBB? that little revolution we've got unfolding with nary a comment?

Les Savy Ferd said...

croftie? what are you doing here?

oline said...

obviously, pirate, she's being the life of the party.

Les Savy Ferd said...

so not only are the bombshells putting up a front but you and the croft are now in league against me as well? I will not stand for this effrontery. I. will. not. stand.

oline said...

aw. y'know we heart you, pirate!

Les Savy Ferd said...

grumble.

nick said...

from the sounds of that grumble, i think someone needs a jell-o pudding pop.

oline said...

way to write a comment, sleep for a bazillion hours, awake and bring it all right back to the pudding pops!

Les Savy Ferd said...

of course when somebody finally does decide to purchase and share said pudding pops, oh what a joyous event it shall be.

oline said...

first, we have to find them. i think they're rare. then the LG will have to return and participate. because wouldn't it be rather bad form for the DOC to partake without the party responsible for the cosbOlization of the crofts?

nick said...

sometimes my own influence shocks even me.

oline said...

we need to give someone the nickname "pudding pop." that's too fun not to use.

Les Savy Ferd said...

not it! i even held a finger to my nose when i said that. *so* not it.

oline said...

but- aside from the fact that you're already brimming over with nicknames- you're the most logical one. being the cosbO and all. or maybe croftie's your pudding pop. better?

Les Savy Ferd said...

i'm pretty sure if croftie ever read that you called her my 'pudding pop' she would give you the lips of disapproval of your life.

oline said...

surely not! because who doesn't love a pudding pop?