in the thrilling saga of Let's All Go See Oline Before It Gets Stoopid Ridiculous Cold Up There In That Freezy Winter Wonderland In Which She Has Chosen To Dwell-O-Rama, kara beautiful gold rolls into town tomorrow. which means HUGE laughs, pervies, bitchies, glammies, cutsie movies, croissantsies, deep thoughtsies, holocaustic undies, and raw cookie doughies. excitement.
(and we look completely high in that photograph. we weren't. we were simply thrilled to the brink of stupidity by the then-recent conclusion of the hair from hell decade.)
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holocaustic undies?
i'm sorry but there's no way that can be explained in this forum!
i'm sorry but... holocaustic undies!?
pirate, this saddens me deeply. holocaustic undies are HUGE in So-Slo. as a member of their tourism board, i thought for sure you'd know.
sad news but there was a fire before I was put on the tourism board. Whole warehouses of Holo-undies were torched. Now, um, what exactly are they? No more so-slo deflections!
how long've you been on the board, pirate? do tell. i need to know how long you've been an operative of the propoganda machine. am sorely in need of reassurance that our entire friendship hasn't been contrived to promote So-Slo tourism.
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