04 September 2006

26 vanessa's sister is a bitch

bombsy and i had such fun with the cubby bears and dread pirates last month that we gave it another go-round- this time in coats and accompanied by Leen and UH. again, we took the free tickets. we donned some HUGE sunglasses. we boarded the crowded train. we found the upper deck. we clapped. we groaned.

we ruthlessly evesdropped on the four-hour non-stop gossip-fest going on two seats over. for those who care: vanessa's sister is a bitch. kristy lost 40 pounds because she's with a 22-year-old. and caroline's dancing is ridiculous.

the photographs were heinous. this is how it looked in our heads.

26 comments:

Clark "not so effen hardcore" Price said...

I don't know if your dancing is ridiculous, mainly because I never saw you dance. There was that one time that you tried to dance with me and I got scared because I was severely out-classed that I ran away. That was before I saw You Got Served. Now I am a force to be reckoned with. Poppin' and lockin' all over the place. I'm ready whenever you want. Now I know the "Caroline" in question couldn't possibly be you, but I just wanted to brag about the mad skillz I got from watching really bad dancing movies.

oline said...

you got served had dancing?! don't remember that at all, though i've always had a girl-crush on liz hurley and a soft spot for bedazzled. despite the ballroom and salsa lessons, this caroline's dancing is still, more or less, ridiculous. but we're working on that. burlesque, here i come.

Clark "not so effen hardcore" Price said...

Where did Liz Hurley come into this equation? Did I miss a parallel?
I've always had a soft spot for Bedazzled too, I think the combination of Liz and Brendan is too much of a force to be denied.

oline said...

wasn't you got served the horrid matthew perry/liz hurley movie we saw? if not, oops. didn't think there would be more than one movie on being served.

and brendan should total play al gore in the made-for-tv movie. cuter, but so gore.

nick said...

from baseball to fraser as gore in 4 comments. bit of a left turn at the traffic light. i seriously doubt however that the pillbox pair could take such allegedly bad photos. but two things are for sure... 1) a day at wrigley is never a bad idea & 2) vanessa's sister is a bitch.

oline said...

1) the day at wrigley was marvelous.
2) vanessa's sister is so a bitch.
3) the photographs of the pillbox pair have been destroyed.
4) but at least it looked beautiful in our heads.

nick said...

eureeka, i've got it. vanessa's sister must be glenda!

Clark "not so effen hardcore" Price said...

That was Serving Sara. Remember that movie that we saw with her and Dennis Leary?
You Got Served is one of the worst movies of all time, which automatically makes it one of my favorites. You need to watch it. YGS and Ultraviolet are the benchmarks in which I rate badness.
We do go off on tangents don't we, in response to Nick. He should have heard our phone conversations.

oline said...

n- bet you're right. or at least they're cousins. love it when people's names can come to represent an entire way of being. so rare, yet so powerful. indeed, my train of thought runs quite the squiggle squaggle (which is a most DISGUSTING phrase).

c- wasn't the leary movie good? and wasn't that the one with the guy who looked disturbingly like jesse but because jesse was in the room no one said so? remember the ian holm napoleon movie that i pointed out to anyone who accompanied me into any video store from 2002 onwards, always followed by we should rent that some time? am finally netflicking it. you can imagine the enthusiasm.

Bombsy said...

Oh my god, y'all, Vanessa's sister IS A BITCH!
Nick darling...Oline is right, the Pillbox pair looked superhumanly dreadful in said photos.
I vote we blame Vanessa's sister. That bitch.

oline said...

clearly "vanessa's sister is a bitch" will be entering the lexicon, along with such favorites as "indians!" "i will burn you" and "huzzah!" bombsy, you are obligated to blog that convo. no buts.

nick said...

i'm happy to welcome glenda aka vanessa's sister into the mix, even if she is a bitch. and if vanessa's sister indeed took the allegedly bad photos, it would then explain why they weren't up to standards. i bet the bitch has an uggo lens, so neither of you are to blame.

oline said...

there need be no "alleged." we're talking badness that was never in doubt. neither vanessa, nor her sister, nor her chatty friends took the pictures so i blame it on the appalling lack of any remotely interesting action after the 2nd inning. we witnessed some of the longest, most boring at-bats ever. it was bound to take a toll.

Clark "not so effen hardcore" Price said...

The Emperor's New Clothes?
I totally watched that after you left. I think the word I would use to describe it is "lovely" and that is about right.

Double Whammy had Chris Noth and Donald Faison in it. That movie had so many people small celebrities in it. That was also around my Luis Guzman phase too. This movie met my needs. This is the Dennis Leary and Liz Hurley movie by the way.

Les Savy Ferd said...

what a bitch.

Meggie said...

Caro... I still have our horribly bad pics on my computer... I don't think we took one good one that day. Wow, that's a lot of ones.

Meggie

oline said...

that was REALLY early though. and immediately following that hardcore day where we woke up at the crack o dawn, shopped, walked back from the city, watched love actually, read tabloids and gorged on pizza. we really packed it in. these were probably actually worse if you can believe it. you and i just looked like we had a fun hangover. the bombshell and i looked like we'd sat in the rain, done drugs and decided to crimp our hair then, when our reflexes has sufficiently slowed, said let's take pictures but found we were unable to focus our eyes.

Meggie said...

Ooh fun... *laughs* That was really good pizza by the way. I'm kinda craving that pizza.

oline said...

that pizza was good. think the leftovers barely lasted beyond your departure time.

nick said...

at bats are not boring!!! it's about the battle! if we ever go to a baseball game you'll sit and laugh at how ridiculously attentive i am... to everything. the catcher watches the batter, makes his decision, calls for the pitch which the pitcher may or may not shake off... the pitch... and then who knows what's next? maybe a 225 mph foul to the upper decks!

oline said...

i know, i know, n. at-bats are most often thrilling but in this instance there were an unreasonable number of fouls. even the ridiculously attentive UH was rolling his eyes, so it wasn't just us girls.

grrr, meggie. now you must come to town this instant so we can have that pizza!

oline said...

incidentally, meggie! i will reply. and update you. about everything. soon. with pictures. and tall tales. and hair dramas. promise. love!!!
lina.

oline said...

not sure why it didn't occur to me to just email that to meggie. probably made it rather awkward for anyone following it who wasn't meggie!

Meggie said...

Funny story (don't know why I'm posting this on your blog but I'm blaming it on that Bitch). Touching up my roots for The Interview and somehow managed to get hair dye IN MY EYE. Burns like hell, I throw my contact lens out, and start flushing the hell out of my eye. The entire time all I'm thinking is, "I refuse to go to that interview with glasses on!" Argh, I'm such a klutz.

oline said...

ok. on this blog- we don't want birds and we don't want eye stories. got it?

(am sorry, love. better? get shampoo in mine at least three times a week. no more tears? ha! you're going to ROCK the interview.)

Meggie said...

Speaking of birds... Did I ever tell you about the time that like 4 bats flew into the 10th floor of Central Hall? We called the cops who came with guns. Yeah, smart cops. Ok, done with the birds and eyes.