10 September 2006

25 the apt.

faced with a boring saturday night in, bombsy, bee and i spontaneously went out and did the most chicago thing (at least until croftie and i have tartinis off the pink line). in the process, we regained our ability to be captured on film.

bombsy & oline glow in the dark.


bombsy & bee.


bombsy & bee & some dudes.


oline (the vampiric hand model) & bombsy (the red hot pinup).

25 comments:

Les Savy Ferd said...

*in the skeeziest voice you can imagine* (keeping in mind its me here saying this so hopefully it would be funny and not actually skeezy)

"Ladies, looking fine"

honestly tho, Bombsy... the red looks great and CarO, vampire hand-model!? That might be the coolest job ever.

Les Savy Ferd said...

also i was thinking. If Bombsy is simply 'the bombshell' on JBB, does that make here Jack Black's Bombshell? or JBBB? JB^3?

Clark "not so effen hardcore" Price said...

Since when did you get vampiric hands? Awwww it was there, I am now ashamed of myself. I think my favorite pic is of "bombsy and bee" with the cigarette smoke wafting over their heads. That and I love pictures of people when their eyes are closed.

oline said...

dougO, you totally rocked the skeeze. and i think she's jack black's bombshell, because he needs one.

and yes, bombsy & bee is my latest greatest photo ever taken- tho i can't take much credit since we were in a "point into the dark and shoot" situation.

oline said...

to provide some lit crit, this has to be the first comment strand (gross) in which the antiquated "tho" was used independently by two people.

Clark "not so effen hardcore" Price said...

If I see one more "tho" I will be thru.

Bombsy said...

Thanks, Ferd!!! It's been fun switching teams (I mean that in a coloring, not sexuality way...). I LOVE the b^3 thing. That's hella tight.

nick said...

it is a sunday and i'm at work - how am i to deal with such a lovely assault on mine eyes? really tho (ha...), these are wondrous & it appears a good time was had by all.

the bomb's red hair is lucious & the vampiric hands so lovely & fair.

oline said...

so now we know any night that starts with a cereal flake in the oline hair is going to be a good time. it's just a given.

nick said...

that's going to need some explanation...

oline said...

first you must agree to a complete suspension of judgement. i am not a dirty person. plants just happen to fall into my bath water and cereal flakes just happen to wind up in my hair. it's freakish and in no way my fault.

because am more than a little lame, there was a disco nap prior to going out. a disco nap that was unplanned and very short and from which i awoke, 15 minutes before we were to leave, with the nastiest hair that ever was. panic-stricken, i ran to the deceptively clean looking empty kitchen sink and threw my head under the water. 10 minutes later midway through the blow -drying process, a completely dry frosted flake fell from my hair. a completely dry frosted flake that we can only assume dated from the morning's breakfast and originated in the deceptively clean looking empty kitchen sink and the hair washing therein, at which point, being wet, it must have clung to my hair, caught a ride to the bathroom, and unable to endure the stiff winds, fallen to its death on the orange carpet.

this seemed an inauspicious beginning for glamour. now we know it augers good times. the end.

oline said...

think i meant to write all that earlier and then was just eh. pictures. yet, in my head thought i had written it and was free to reference it at will. (not carpooling my comments today.)

nick said...

it's just a frosted bit of corn glitter to begin a glamourous evening. je comprends tout.

Bombsy said...

Here, here, Nick!

There will be a second photo-layout installment next weekend, as Les Filles d'Arlington hit Latin Bliss. I think there should always be a picture in which someone is getting licked, like Bee.
Doesn't our Oline look loverly with her doe eyes and vampire hands, though? I wish y'all could have seen the atrocious sandwiching we had to endure.

oline said...

NO ONE needs to have seen that! horror. closed my eyes and thought of england. none of that business on my blog, bombsy!

the doe eyes were actually photoshopped in because they were originally demonic and red. i will admit, however, that my left hand has never looked so sexy.

nick said...

at this rate, we will clearly need a "girls of Jables" week. now that would be hot.

oline said...

if we do the girls of jables, croftie MUST wear the gold lame.

nick said...

if?

oline said...

what would a girls of jables week entail exactly? the visions dancing about my head of cheesy pinups are a little frightful. would we have all the girls write about the wonders of being girls, like sleepovers and barbies and shopping and stuff? the week where JBB goes pink? incidentally, (because i'm sitting here supposedly writing pitch copy for a sales calendar), i think we should have men's history month in march. because that's so ironic.

nick said...

men's history month. that reminds me of the best Onion headline ever... on march 1st... "White History Year Continues" - so wrong, but oh so right.

as for a girls of jables... i think you lasses walk the perfect line for this one already. classy, sexy, but also intelligent, insightful, and pretty damn hilarious. a debate even on the impact of pinup girls. are they cheesy? have some in some way - particularly the iconic ones like monroe - actually helped women in society? there can be some laughs involved, but it doesn't have to turn into velveeta. but it would still give me ample opportunity to throw down the entendre... which is always done out of the utmost respect.

Bombsy said...

Aw, Nick, on behalf of the girl of Jack Black's body..you're so SWEEEET!!!!
Gushing aside, the men's history month is a hillarious idea.

oline said...

oooh! me likes. this would give the pillbox pair an entirely new round of excuses to write on JBKO and MM in an II&PDH way. because even though we've already done it it (ugh) was a long long time ago and really, i think, can never be overdone. (and i can only imagine the bombshell saying SWEEEET!!!!! in the devil voice, which instantly transports me to absssssorb alley where it's scary so i just want to curl up under the covers with my hands over my good ear and cry. see what you've done, miss shell?! for shame!)

nick said...

... and hopefully no one will see this as a way for me to merely get the ladies talking about the ladies, which mean it ain't pervy when i starts talkin' about the ladies... oh crap. did i just type that out loud?

oline said...

indeed, pervolas. indeed.

Bombsy said...

tee hee. yay for pervyness.