REASON #9,411: people who dress like this and go to the warhol show.
exhibit a. the man in mesh: the figure on the left is wearing skinny jeans; white high heeled cowboy boots; a red shirt, a white tunic-length shirt, and a black mesh tank top. he is carrying a rather large brown leather bag with considerable fringe (most likely containing bowie 8 tracks and velvet goldmine on laserdisc). a matching brown leather lanyard firmly secures his chestnut brown mullet.
exhibit b. the man who might have been a woman: the figure on the right makes the emaciated figure on the left look almost hefty. he is wearing super-skinny jeans; black low heeled boots; a peach colored t-shirt topped with a black leather vest; and carrying a large black bag. his mullet is a flaming orangy red. there's a 32% chance he is a woman.
and so, from on high, andy- angel of all kitschy glam fabulousness- smiled down on them (and us as we skipped in their wake, awed) on this, the first warm sunny spring day in far too long.