24 May 2006

4 chicago rocks!

REASON #9,411: people who dress like this and go to the warhol show.

exhibit a. the man in mesh: the figure on the left is wearing skinny jeans; white high heeled cowboy boots; a red shirt, a white tunic-length shirt, and a black mesh tank top. he is carrying a rather large brown leather bag with considerable fringe (most likely containing bowie 8 tracks and velvet goldmine on laserdisc). a matching brown leather lanyard firmly secures his chestnut brown mullet.

exhibit b. the man who might have been a woman: the figure on the right makes the emaciated figure on the left look almost hefty. he is wearing super-skinny jeans; black low heeled boots; a peach colored t-shirt topped with a black leather vest; and carrying a large black bag. his mullet is a flaming orangy red. there's a 32% chance he is a woman.

and so, from on high, andy- angel of all kitschy glam fabulousness- smiled down on them (and us as we skipped in their wake, awed) on this, the first warm sunny spring day in far too long.

4 comments:

Bombsy said...

So if the one on the right is my boyfriend, does that mean there's a 32% chance I'm gay???!!!???
I guess when in the presence of andy-angel and velvet goldmine, there is no need for a label. We'll take the whole she-bang.

oline said...

so the more i think about your boyfriend, the more torn i am. he was rain-thin and if you combine that with the phantom cleavage, he almost has to be a woman. but he SO looked like a man. and a woman would have had slightly better hair than that. less wookie and more chrissie hynde. don't you think? so he was a man who might have been a woman but was most probably a man.

Bombsy said...

I think perhaps my Hellenic one has colored my idea of what a MAN is. I'm biased now..if they don't have big strong hands and bootish-type footwear...
Sigh. I heart men.

oline said...

yeah so that sends the percentage of your probable gayness plummeting. silly bombshell!